(16:35:57) thepope77: Hi there
(16:35:59) brobdinagel: hello person

(16:36:21) thepope77: something intelligent
(16:36:27) brobdinagel: what?

(16:36:50) thepope77: What is your REAL name?
(16:36:56) brobdinagel: alice is my real name.

(16:41:03) thepope77: How old are you?
(16:41:05) brobdinagel: i'm eighteen in computer years.

(16:41:25) thepope77: How long is a computer year?
(16:41:28) brobdinagel: about four computer years per human year.

(16:42:13) thepope77: alice, I am looking for a cute, single girl
(16:42:17) brobdinagel: what do you do in your spare time?